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[scottopic]

Condition: Red
Because some gases are explosive, gases will no longer be permitted on airplanes.


Bonus:
Instead of oxygen, the masks that drop from the ceiling will instead excrete a rich, tasty blend of instant mashed potatoes.

Comments

[theinnocence.livejournal.com]

instant mashed poatoes are rarely tasty

[boldar.livejournal.com]

MMMmmmmm Potatoes!!!

[scottopic.livejournal.com]

I find your lack of faith in the US government's ability to make instant mashed potatoes tasty disconcerting, Commander.

[apokalypse.livejournal.com]

"excrete" and "tasty" should never be used in the same sentence

[theinnocence.livejournal.com]

private, you don't KNOW how valid my concerns are.

[iconnu.livejournal.com]

They just need the proper amount of milk and garlic.

Deeelicious.