view from button eyes.

"I'm warning you! Sushi...does things to me!"

I didn't believe her, which was a mistake, but more importantly, neither did he.

You may be thinking, what on earth could sushi do to someone?

Well, I found out in spades. It'll involve you being hurled at high speeds at someone, then getting batted down like some sort of cat toy. It'll involve being made into a weapon when all you wanted to do was take a nice little nap. It'll involve being pulled into a war with no reason and no conscience, and to watch your benemalefactor get tossed over a leather couch (blue paint stains to be applied soon) repeatedly, something you resist thinking of as arousing.

Even if it really, really is.

The skeleton nearby laughed at us -- and it wasn't even a show for him!
(I'll get him later)

This went on for almost an hour -- throw, tackle, toss, repeat.

The guy who was doing this to my girl eventually decided to do something else, but of course, she's tireless. I swear she would have gotten the better of him if she'd only kept it up for another hour or two!

Thankfully, I eventually did get to pounce on the head of the sleeping miscreant, and there's photographic evidence!

I got him back for her!
Revenge is a dish best served stuffed.
I hope we have good snuggles today.