Dear lovely but dumb friends.

It's great that you have the Protestant work ethic so ingrained in you that you think you can show up to work when you're "just a little sick", but this sort of crap gets me sick. You're not tough, you're not being a good little worker and you're not proving anything but your lack of consideration.

Quit acting stupider than I hope you are, stay home, and keep your pathogens to yourselves.