scottopic: (ambivalent.)
scottopic ([personal profile] scottopic) wrote2006-08-10 08:19 pm

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Condition: Red
Because some gases are explosive, gases will no longer be permitted on airplanes.


Bonus:
Instead of oxygen, the masks that drop from the ceiling will instead excrete a rich, tasty blend of instant mashed potatoes.

[identity profile] theinnocence.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
private, you don't KNOW how valid my concerns are.