I will, I will, ROCK YOU!

This is becoming a meme, me posting memes.

Post a comment, and I'll reply with your theme song.
I'll even explain why.
If I don't really know you, I'll make up something and expect you to change your life accordingly!

I can't rival John's extension of the idea by telling you why the Shaft Theme Song fits you, but I gotta do something.

I'll also tell you which famous person would play you in a movie of my life!
But no reason.