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[scottopic]

My co-worker Joe wrote this to explain many things:
function JoesTasteInMusic {
if (sProduced < 1994) {
checkArtist(soundsLikeNirvana);
checkLabel(subPop);
checkNostalga(true);} else { if (
checkArtist(soundsLikeNirvana);
checkSound(claimsFugaziAsAnInfluence);
checkGenre(claimsToBePunk);
checkAssociation(associatedInAnyWayWhatsoeverWithChrisCornell); ) set cJunk = "true" } }


If you understand this...you are lost.

Comments

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

I am lost then.

I am also laughing.

[heathrow.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[adrienmundi]

Damn, I'm a bigger geek than I thought...

[aesthetic.livejournal.com]

dork.

[angry-user.livejournal.com]

lol

[justanotherg33k.livejournal.com]

I am lost, but this comes as no surprise to me. Uh oh, I've redorkulated.

[champignon.livejournal.com]

haha.

wait. where am i?

[apokalypse.livejournal.com]

yup

[gedanken23.livejournal.com]

it should be iProduced not sProduced if you are using numeric operators.

[boywithoutasoul.livejournal.com]

Compiler error.

[thegreyman.livejournal.com]

Wow. I don't even write code and I understood that. Is that bad?

[galateadia.livejournal.com]

that's whay i'm sayin'...

[jaydedone.livejournal.com]

I'm with him right until the Chris Cornell part. Audioslave does nothing for me, but for a while there, Soundgarden was a thing of beauty.

I'm all about the Fugazi snark.

[joethepeacock.livejournal.com]

Remember, that block falls after the check for "sProduced < 1994".

And gedanken23, I was using my own naming convention there. I use s for storage, i for pure integers, and c for constants.

Plus, I NEED HELP

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

*fumbles around blindly looking for the exit*

*Stubs toe on furniture*

Curses!

[i-am-devilbunny.livejournal.com]

I think I understand and I'm a Luddite.

Re: hah LJ doesn't like asp.net

[i-am-devilbunny.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, most of this is gibberish to me...:)
Smashing Pumpkins? Nah, I stopped listening to them when they got uber popular.
Favorite band?
Hmmmm, I guess the oldies are goodies since I never get tired of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters or Rush.
Though lately I've been enjoying a lot of J-Rock.

[unrepentant.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that I have no fucking idea.

[theinnocence.livejournal.com]

all i know it's crazy MOON TALK

since LJ doesn't like ASP.Net code

[webshift.livejournal.com]

Go Lookie! (http://webshift.livejournal.com/31191.html)

Re: since LJ doesn't like ASP.Net code

[i-am-devilbunny.livejournal.com]

Oh, I guess I didn't get it after all.
So I'm not lost...Yaaay! Or is that bad thing...Arrgh! The geek confusion!

[morbid-o.livejournal.com]

good

vs.

new

[n3m3sis42.livejournal.com]

Well, duh.

I get it, and compiler errors.

[theion.livejournal.com]

The indenting is admirable.

What language allows you to imply logical operators like that?

As you know, I don't get out of the cave often.